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Who I Am...
My name is
Marianne Guarena, and I am the CEO of Enhancement Media, an Internet-based
cosmetic surgery information and
support network. Our
primary goal is to assist patients in their quest for information on
plastic surgery and to help them with every aspect of their aesthetic
journey.I presently live
back and forth between Las Vegas, NV and Beverly Hills, California. Fortunately my interests bring me all over the world so I
often have the opportunity to obtain many views--as well as change my
own. I always remain open-minded as life and technology
continually evolve. I believe that adaptation is the secret of
success and happiness. I am
the type of person who loves to learn just about anything that I
can. No matter how much one knows or thinks they
know, there is ALWAYS more to learn about everything. You will
never hear me say that I am an expert in anything. I believe one can be
well-versed in subjects but defining oneself as an expert, in my
opinion, is incredibly ostentatious.
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I am one of those people that pipe up with
"Did you know..." a lot. My interests are, obviously
plastic surgery, but also psychology,
anatomy, biology
and virology. I am
practically obsessed with the
dynamics of the human body. The human body is an extraordinary
machine. I am in absolute awe by its most primal mechanics and
complex thought processes. Everything about the human body amazes me--from birth to
death. The many stages that our chemical structure goes through are
boundless, especially the mind. Personality and general psychological composition astounds me.
What one person sees as a strength or pleasure may truly be another's greatest
fear and I am fascinated by this. The mind is so limitless that I sincerely believe we will never,
ever fully learn its capability or recreate its true functionality.
My Personality
I have pretty typical Gemini traits. Constantly evolving, adventurous,
inquisitive and tenacious. I live life as though I could die tomorrow and
have no regret other than that I couldn't live longer. Sometimes,
I cannot help but feel overwhelmed by the complexities of life and the
possibility of missing out on anything I was meant to do. I am always willing to learn new things and am
very open to trying just about anything that I find interesting. I just want to
be able to experience everything that I can before I check out.
I am the type of person
who finds true contentment and a true sense of worth in helping others. I do go out of my way to do things for those who need assistance, whether
they admit it or not. I do hold doors for strangers, help find lost dogs
(and cats!), stop
for those who may need help, and let those who have less items go in front of me at the
grocery store. I am a firm believer in adopting animals, I
do help my neighbors, I respect people who deserve it, I am hugely
patriotic, and I am fiercely loyal. I believe in
politeness and courtesy and believe that if you wouldn't do something in front
of your loved ones, you wouldn't do it if they were not present.
However, I don't take any grief from anyone. Not anymore. I tend to take up for
the little guy even when I am the smallest person in the
room. And that little fact can get me into trouble sometimes. Life
is too short.
As far as my
beliefs and what I am firmly involved in...I make regular donations and/or volunteer my time
to such
organizations as Save The Children, SafeNest (which assists victims of domestic
violence), The Child Cancer Foundation, The Children's
Miracle Network, The National
Breast Cancer Foundation and the National Marrow Donor Program. I am a
huge advocate of bone marrow and peripheral blood stem cell (PBSC) donation and
am currently on the bone marrow donor
registry. I also donate my platelets every month if I am able. I urge everyone to do what they can to help leukemia and lymphoma
patients win their battles. We are blessed with the gift of health, let's
help others with a gift of life. I like to think of it as plastic surgery
patients giving back. Please visit my Bone
Marrow Donor Support Network for more information.
My Most Fulfilling
Accomplishment
I had the opportunity to build an elementary school (grades 1 - 7) in Asia for 140 children who needed a proper
place to pursue an education. A lot of the children who
do attend school in many under-developed countries must share a single classroom with other children
who are in separate grades. The children usually sit on a dirt, or wooden,
floor with
straw mats, and
have very little one-on-one teacher time. Plus, not all areas are
fortunate to have even this little by way of education. Clearly, most do
not have the opportunities which many of us take for granted.
In June of 2006 I
met a very generous, and modest man who personally raises money for and builds schools.
He completely oversees the buying of the materials and the locals, mostly the
families of school-aged children, build the structures themselves. This way all of
the proceeds go directly into the building of each school and none is pocketed
nor trickles into unrelated 'projects'. My school took about 3-4 months to
build and was completed in early
2007--the inauguration was spectacular! I have never been so humbled in my
life, it was the most amazing experience I have ever been graced with.
I plan on building another one as soon
as I can, hopefully in one of the villages in Northern Thailand. I am very
dedicated to doing my part so that children can have a headstart in life
and be destined for greatness. If I could, I would build schools
full-time but it takes a lot of money, and with that I have to work for
it. All children deserve an education and I will do my part to change even
just a few lives if I can.
If you care: Enneagram
Type 8; MBTI (Jung-Myers Briggs Type): INFJ
How I Got Into This Career...
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I began college with a plan. I was to
get my AA in Administration of Justice, ending with a degree in Criminal
Justice, minoring in Abnormal Psychology. I had this
crazy idea in my young head I would one day be like Clarice Starling in Silence
of the Lambs. I remember when I first started college I was told
that I would change my major many times. I never believed a word
of it until it happened to me. At 18 the world was not as I
originally thought it would be nor did it change by the time I got on
the local police department. My initial
introduction to the world of law enforcement started when I got a job
dispatching for the city police which included not only law enforcement,
but fire & rescue and 911 calls as well. I really loved it so
very much. I know it sounds silly, but my largest obstacle
was actually my shyness. I felt uncomfortable speaking over the
radio to everyone. I have a soft voice and to be heard I had to
get over it. Trying to break in and being accepted, or taken
seriously, was difficult at first, especially in a
predominately male field. But it was very challenging. Everyone one who knows me knows I love a challenge!
I later attended and graduated
from the auxiliary police academy (at that time, my police dept. didn't allow
women on the street full time but they did allow us to take the reserve
course). I loved dispatching, but I had a
plan! I truly was gung ho and
thought I'd change the world; I really wanted to make a difference
and put away ' bad guys.' But, I later felt that the department I worked for really held
women back at the time and opportunities
never manifested no matter how hard I worked, whined or demanded equal
treatment.
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After a few short years I
realized that I was one person who wouldn't 'make a difference' in law
enforcement. I also realized that there was a lot of politics involved in my
area as well as that particular career in general and found that being in law enforcement was
not something I was interested in anymore. Long story short, I resigned. I later attempted to
get on dispatch in another, bigger city and didn't get the job. NO hard
feelings, I took it as an omen. The end of law
enforcement for me. You live, you learn. I don't regret it one
bit. I wouldn't be here today had I a wonderful experience.
Discovering
Plastic Surgery
Several years later while wandering through various
careers and states trying to find out where my puzzle piece "fit", I wound up in
California. About nine months later (1998), I decided to have breast augmentation
surgery, rhinoplasty (1998) and eventually lip augmentation (1999). I had
begun amassing a good amount of information and research materials during my
preliminary days before surgery. During my healing times and off-time,
I taught myself to handcode HTML and other languages. I began to document my stories for an online
journal and well, a little AOL
hometown web page (the black and pink days!) became numerous websites of patient education material. I
began spending even more hours online, researching and chatting with other plastic surgery
patients, supporting them through their own recoveries, trying to find answers to their
questions and so forth. I
woke up one day and realized I had better start making a living with it because
it was taking up 12 to 15 hours a day of my time and a lot of my savings. I started getting invited to appear
on talk shows and magazine articles, so flying back from New York after the John
Stossel show, my ex-partner and I
discussed the situation and Enhancement Media was born.
Yes They're Fake! is our flagship website, and out of necessity eventually grew into 25
separate plastic surgery websites designed to cater to the individual communities
of patients seeking like-minded individuals. Due to a partnership dissolution,
19 of our patient education websites were sold in July of 2006. However, YTF
and my cosmetic
surgery recovery store are both still owned
and run exclusively by myself.
You may have noticed
the frank nature of Yes They're Fake website. This is because we,
as patients, need a place to unite and discuss the reality of aesthetic options and their
risks and myths. Our visitors are real people, looking for real answers from
real patients who will tell them like it is, one way or the other.
Yes, I do take plastic surgery very seriously, but I
just don't find the need for the site to be snobby and without
personality. That's just not me. I become friends with a
lot of people I meet through my websites and I like it that
way. Everyone who comes here to learn is very important to me and their
happiness is imperative. If I can do anything to help educate or
just point the way, I will do my best.
If you want your info candy-coated or biased,
good luck! Because you're going to need it. I am not some
"overly-opinionated know it all" (I have been called that on
several occasions), but I am
a realist. If you find that you do
not like it the YTF! attitude, the Internet's a big place and I am sure you will find your niche.
I do wish you
well in your surgical endeavors.
Hobbies &
Interests
My hobbies include
skydiving (as much as I possibly can fit in every weekend), scuba diving, motorcycles (sport bikes),
snowboarding, snowblading, sailing, horseback riding, fencing, road trips,
hiking, fishing, camping, traveling, golf, piano, and painting.
I enjoy attending
the ballet, Broadway musicals, the opera, the orchestra, and general performing arts. I
also thoroughly enjoy art galleries and museums. I lived in Las Vegas for
2 1/2 years and fortunately many masterpieces were loaned to the galleries at the
Las Vegas Bellagio and Venetian during my residence. For this, I am very thankful to have been able to
view such masterpieces as a
few works in Monet's
Rouen Cathedral series and Water Lily Pool, Jordaens' The Banquet of
Cleopatra (twice in two different exhibitions), Grützner's Visit to Monks and my
favorite, Monet's
Prairie ŕ Giverny which is amazing up close. If you like fine art and
ever get a chance to visit Las Vegas, check to see if any exhibits are touring
at the galleries and definitely get the audio tour option so you can learn about the
period and the details of the artists' lives. The Getty in Los Angeles is
also a wonderful museum--and free! My favorite, of course, being the Louvre in
Paris. I cannot wait to go back! There is an unbelievable amount of
artwork at the Louvre. In fact, it would take you approximately 96 years
if you saw one painting per day, every day, and that is only what is on
exhibit--not counting the artwork in the vaults below!
I am also interested
in and collect Asian antiques. When I began, I was particularly interested in Japanese Meiji period porcelain and
once had an insatiable, uncontrollable, absolutely compulsive fondness for Meiji
and Taisho period celadon. The result is a collection of about 30 seafoam
green teapots, vases, jars and plates that I don't know what to do with. Now I pretty much
only collect Qing, Minyao ware and small Ming pieces.
The Coolest Job I've Ever Had...
My old best friend,
Alicia Deagano, and I once
got a job at Sharkey's Reef in New Orleans as their resident mermaids. The club was
owned by my friend and former attorney, Jack Dunn. The focal
point of the restaurant/bar was a huge Gulf of Mexico aquarium with an old shark
cage on one end, an oil rig platform on the other and faux reefs in-between.
We would wear these custom tailored, functional mermaid tails (mine was green; hers
was blue) and bikini tops and scuba tanks were weighted down on the bottom where
which we could grab breaths every once in a while, or take one from the
surface. We would undulate through the water like dolphins and interact
with the crowds through the aquarium glass. Sometimes we would just straight
scuba dive
in our gear. All the while getting paid for doing what we loved.
There were 9 sharks in that tank:
Mamoo, a 9 1/2 foot nurse shark, 5 other smaller nurse sharks and 3 very
mean and sketchy lemon sharks. As well as a lot of tropical fish that
sometimes met their untimely deaths due to a snacking lemon shark (better them
than me). There was also a huge grouper fish that was such a character. He was very
funny and curiously followed you around. Unfortunately, if he was hungry and
feeling ornery, and if you got close enough to him he would take a huge gulp of
water and sometimes it would suck your mask off your face and safety glass and silicone (mask strap, not
implants!)
would fly in pieces out of his gills! They do this to eat spiny lobster
in the Gulf of Mexico. I have seen it myself when they've fed him.
The sharks were always fed
after
we went in the tank as you don't want to swim around in leftover fish
oil and blood. I only had a run in with one of the sharks
once and that was all I needed, but
it was my fault. I felt that one of the lemons were getting a bit too close
and I kicked my fin (when I was in just scuba gear) and he grabbed it very
briefly and took off leaving me with just a few minor holes and gashes in the
very tip of my
fin. It was a good story thereafter at the dive shop though and many
conversations arose upon many a dive boat. You see, I never got a new pair of
fins for a long time after that since they were still in great condition and I
thought it
looked cool at the time. After all, it was just a few neat cuts. That is
basically about it, just lots of good dives and fun times.
First, My Before Photos
People are always interested in what I looked like before I had any surgery at
all. I honestly think that my nose made a huge difference but another big
difference is in the way I do my make up and hair now. I do not feel that
I had drastic surgical changes, other than my breasts (which I have temporarily
explanted until September) and nose. I have reversed a few procedures such
as my breasts and lips, as well as will be getting my threads removed.
Surgical
Procedures I've had:
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Breast
Augmentation - June 16, 1998 (First
procedure)
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Rhinoplasty
- November 4, 1998
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Lip
Augmentation with 3.5mm Gore-Tex tubes - February 19, 1999
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Revision Lip
Augmentation due to infection, changed to 3mm Gore-Tex
tubes - July 27, 1999
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Breast Implant Exchange with
Benelli Breast Lift/Areola Reduction - May 5, 2004
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Liposuction to flanks, hips,
inner and outer thighs and abdomen - May 5, 2004
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Modified Brow Lift to arch
middle & outer
brows - May 5, 2004
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Fat Grafting to Cheeks - May 5,
2004
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Finesse Liposuction (mild touch
up to inner thighs and fat grafting to outer thigh contour irregularity from
first lipo procedure), Breast Lift Scar Revision - February 22, 2005
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Breast Implant Removal (will
re-implant with smaller implants in September), with
peri-areolar breast lift; Gore-Tex lip implant removal - April 12, 2007
Mini Procedures
I've had:
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Botox
to Glabella
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Botox
to Crow's Feet and Outer Brows
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Collagen
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Cosmetic
Dental: Throughout 1999-2001,
some additional bleaching and filing in 2003 (ongoing) and I plan on
getting veneers.
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Laser Tattoo
Removal: began August 11, 1999. I shall resume treatment soon.
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Microdermabrasion:
(1999) I find that a homemade microdermabrasion cream or .1% tretinoin (Retin
A) does the same thing for way cheaper, and Retin A is more effective.
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Obagi NuDerm
Skincare & Rejuvenation - with
Retin-A Micro:
March 29, 2001-November 2,
2001. It made a big difference in my skin
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Perlane
& Perlane
2 (temporary filler, although I had a lump in one lip from it that
lasted several months)
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Perlane
AND collagen overlay for a special event (temporary)
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Thermage
(Thermacool
Radio-frequency treatment) Also called Thermalift to brows, temples and
under eyes. Don't recommend.
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Collagen
Philtral & Cupid's Bow Sculpting (temporary, but loved it!)
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Feather
Lift to Cheek (APTOS Threads) - January 26, 2004 (Contour Lift is
better, but wait for resorbable barbed sutures)
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Radiance
(Radiesse) to Lips - May 5, 2004 (I had severe lumping though. I don't recommend at
all for the lips)
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Micropigmentation to brows and
upper and lower eyelash enhancement June 2004 (I recommend using a stencil
or transfer sheet to draw on before tattooing. DO NOT DO FREEHAND cosmetic
tattooing for eyebrows. Mine are
asymmetrical because of it. That whole nonsense about 'they should be
sisters, not twins' is for technicians who screw up and need an excuse.
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Sculptra to under eyes
(and Radiance lump removal from lip) - November 11, 2004
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Sculptra to under eyes,
nasolabials and cheeks - February 9, 2005
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Radiance lump removal 'completion'
- February 22, 2005
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Restylane
under eyes - August 30, 2006
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ScanLite (full-face), 1 cc
Restylane to lips and a touch to nasolabials, Botox - December 12, 2006
(OUCH, and no results)
Personal Photos
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scubadiving
the oil rigs in the Gulf of Mexico (18 years old)
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snorkeling
in Cozumel - (22 years old)
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New
Year's - 2005 in Las Vegas
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Golfing
at Paiute Resort, Las Vegas
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Golfing
at Paiute Resort, Las Vegas 2
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Golfing
at Callaway's on the Las Vegas Strip (short game was awful that day!)
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Photo
with Grayson - August 2005
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Horseback
riding on Chip - August 2005
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Horseback
riding on Chip - August 2005
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Quiet
time with Chip - August 2005
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Horseback
riding on Chip - December 2005
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Me
and the Old Chipper after a ride - December 2005
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Chip
wanting to know if I have any more horse cookies
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Horseback
riding on Chip - horrible rendition of the two-point position on a busted knee after
Grayson threw me two days before - December 2005
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Jumping
with Chip - December 2005
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Eye
on the jump that I am not going to take, LOL! - December 2005
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Paris
- June of 2006
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Ballooning
in France - August 2006
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Fencing in the South of France -
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August 2006: 3 | 4
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On
my new CBR 600RR in Vegas in August 2006
(don't call the fashion police, it was hot outside!!)
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Grand
Tetons - October 2006
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Sailing a J80 racing boat - December 2006
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At Mahout camp with Kahm-Moon
(learning to drive elephants) in Thailand - March 2007 1
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With
one of the baby elephants in Thailand - March 2007
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With
an even younger baby elephant - same camp. This orphaned baby was
SO sweet.
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Incognito
in Cambodia (Angkor Wat, Cambodia) - March 2007
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Exhausted
in Cambodia, climbing around Angkor Wat, Cambodia - March 2007
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Getting Tattooed by Arjan Noo
Kanphai outside Bangkok in February 2007 1
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The left shoulder is very common place to get a Sak Yant tattoo. Arjan
Noo is a master tattooist in Thailand who still uses only the traditional
hand method. I was very fortunate to have him
accept me as a recipient of the Sak Yant. Yes, he is the one who tattooed Angelina Jolie,
but her tattoo is a different Yantra than my own. The day I got mine,
there were several Thai men who were getting tattooed on them on their left
shoulder, however I do not know what theirs represented. My own is for
protection, good luck and inner peace/happiness.
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Skydiving 1
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favorite things to do, other than riding my motorcycle. A day where I've
done both, is a great day indeed.
A Few Frequently Asked
Questions:
Q. Are
you having anymore surgery?
A. Never say never. I am sure now that I have had the
surgeries I wanted, upkeep will be necessary as the years go by. Plus, I
am re-implanting this fall. Q. Do you
have Body Dysmorphic Disorder (BDD)?
A. NO. I do not have an image disorder. People can improve
their appearance and mind without needing therapy. However, I
definitely wouldn't have had as much had I not been in this business. I do
a lot of television and other media for plastic surgery and feel that I must
keep up my appearance more than I would have otherwise. Not to mention
some procedures I have simply had just to gain first hand knowledge to tell
others about it and let them know what to expect. I know that sounds crazy
but, they weren't really invasive. I only do really invasive things because
I want to, not out of peer pressure. Q. Why did
you start getting plastic surgery at such a young age?
A. I believe in prevention and maintenance instead of waiting until you
are bad off and need an overhaul. I look at it this way, you don't
drive your car into the ground and then once it breaks down you fix
it. You take care of it so it takes care of you. If you maintain
your appearance and take care of yourself will look and feel far better for
far longer. Besides, I started off with procedures to improve what I had,
didn't have anything age related until 30 (Botox) and age-related surgery (brow
lift) at 32 and from now on
the procedures will be to maintain what I have. Q.
How can
you afford this?
A. Just like you, I have to work for my money. However, for my first 2 procedures I had a settlement from a near death accident (motorcycle accident) after a two year stint in physical therapy I said I DESERVE this!
And so I spent the money on boobs and a nose! The lips were a Valentine's
Day gift. I also quit smoking right before my
breast augmentation and the money I save on that alone was enough to cover anything else
for years to come. I have remained a nonsmoker since 1998! It
is honestly THE best thing I have ever done for myself. I also work about
8 hours a day, 5 days a week.
Also, I have had
discounted procedures (and some no charge) because I agreed to be filmed on
television while having the procedures. And of course, I skimp in some areas so I can spend in
others; people sacrifice some things so they can have others. If there
is a will, there is a way my friends! I do have a "gear"
addiction though (skydiving, camping, riding, you name it--I have issues about
it. I mean how many Under Armor duffle bags does one person really need??
 Send
me a postcard! Marianne
Guarena 3565 S. Las Vegas Blvd. #709, Las Vegas, NV 89109
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